A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.
Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.
Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.
Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.
by Shelltown July 5, 2010
An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.
Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"
by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011
An area that has a large quantity of WiFi networks, making it impossible to find the right network to connect to.
Person One: Hey, do you want to use my WiFi hot spot?
Person Two: Sure, let me find it. I can't find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up.
Person One: Welcome to the WiFi Jungle.
Person Two: Sure, let me find it. I can't find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up.
Person One: Welcome to the WiFi Jungle.
by RMatW January 28, 2013
A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 28, 2006
THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS
random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020
by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018
A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 23, 2023