People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.
I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014
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Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
by Difiner To Define October 18, 2016
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a term to describe slow wifi
"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."
by kningrad September 6, 2017
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It is the worst wifi connection possibly achieved on this planet. This wifi is beyond a bad connection. It affects the life of thousands of people around the world.
Ricky: "MY STUPID WEBISTE IS NOT LOADING AGAIN!!!!"

Dave: "Must be FSA Wifi again"
James: "I hate my life"
by what do you mean? March 13, 2019
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Viewer of Yousouf Doumbouya IG Live: This nigga has RPT WIFI
by Shashank Doumbouya May 8, 2022
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1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
by SkeletonGuy November 18, 2018
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