Wifflepoof

A log full of nails used by only the classiest of gentleman (Wifflepoofers) which is used for training in tracking, and amusing others with its ridiculousness.

"Why is Jeff dragging around a Wifflepoof?"

"Its so he can amuse others with it's ridiculousness and make sure people behind him don't lose his tracks."

Wifflepoof by Masterofpooofs December 23, 2012

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wiffledorf

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!

wiffledorf by JK2000 March 11, 2014

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Wifflepoof • wifflecoo • wifflecooter • wiffledorf

wifflecooter

A newly recognized south Georgia creature that is not related to bigfoot but has never been seen but has no known appearance but is well know for eating you're vehicles tires and rims.

Did you see that damn wifflecooter that ate Bobby's truck tires and rims?

wifflecooter by $muGG January 3, 2021

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wifflecoo

A funny sounding word that means vagina.

guy #1: did u see that hot chick that just walked past?
guy #2: Yea! I sure wish i could nomnom her wifflecoo!

wifflecoo by xpurple-disco-stikx April 15, 2011

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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