Wifercist 

1. Slanderous name one uses when referring to ones wife in a negative manner. Meant to invoke images of said wife appearing as a combination of herself and Reagan from The Exorcist in the throes of demon possession.

2. Can also be used to refer to ones ex-wife.

Friend: So, how have things been Joe?

Joe: Well, the wifercist emptied the bank account again today and then, as if THAT wasn't enough, she stole my dog!

Wifercist by Ledbetter777 July 8, 2009

Winercise

The art of drinking wine in a remote location only accessible by method of biking or walking. For example NYC's Central Park or a beach. In some cases, consumption straight from the bottle is required.

Winercise was created when a boyfriend questioned his girlfriend's comfort in carrying two bottles of wine to NYC's Central Park in a tote bag specifically meant to carry two bottles of wine. She responded with "A little winercise never hurt anyone!"

For example: Let's meet after work on Friday at Central Park for some winercise.

Winercise by Jactak March 25, 2011

Wifervise

The need to be supervised by your wife when doing a project around the house especially when you know that whatever you do will not fit her vision.

Wife " when I'm out Can you put up the curtains so that they hang kind of off the floor?"
Husband " I'm going to need to be Wifervised on because it sounds like you have a clear vision of what you want"

Wifervise by Ronaldr55 June 28, 2015

#_ymirs.wifeisthebest

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#_ymirs.wifeisthebest by hey mutual😏 June 9, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016