Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.
Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2022
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A long, generally wide, paddle used to beat innocent concrete rocks. This paddle would sometimes be made out of metal instead of wood. You can easily play the game "Frontier Sponter" with these in order to see who does the most damage to a concrete rock.
Hey! Want to play Frontier Sponter? I'll get my metal Wicker Sponter.
by Dick Bullick September 15, 2019
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People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011
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popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.
"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "
by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011
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The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.
Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.
by You already know me May 10, 2017
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