Wicker Man

-noun

An incredibly anxious, manic or uptight person.

Nick was being a real Wicker Man when he forced those children to take their masks off.

by Fart Moniker February 3, 2011

wicker and dicker

To negotiate the price of a car with a car dealer.

How'd Claire get such a sweet price on her new car? She wicker and dickered with the dealer.

by gonzoscribe April 12, 2011

Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 4, 2016

ethan wicker

The definition of swag enough said

Ethan wickers swag level is unmatched and Vito can now down to his shoe game

by Swagtality May 21, 2014

wicker basket

The act of one sitting cross legged beating off to some random girls pictures, these include but are not limited to those on facebook.

Clute how many times did you "wicker basket" today?

by Sam Song November 14, 2006

wicker park

An extreme state of confusion...where you feel like you've been drugged, and it'd make more sense to be talking to a hissing cockroach on the moon than to be in the situation you're currently in.

What the hell is going no, i feel like I'm Wicker Parked!

by Nicky-Ole June 25, 2005

Wicker Chick

A girl, so petite, that you could theoretically place her into a wicker basket, put a hole in the middle of the basket, hook it up to a pulley, and bang her.

Dude, have you ever been with a Wicker Chick?" "Hell, yeah. You know when you're underwater, and you can do all sorts of acrobatic shit that shouldn't be possible...it's a lot like that.

by Ya' Drangus April 11, 2011