youuuu are an adorable bean whom deserves the world
by l0bstersarep30ple2 May 28, 2019
by Thourt March 20, 2022
1. An antiquated relic of the complex grammar of the English language which is quickly fading from usage due to the ever ongoing simplification of language in actual use. In older usage, the object form of the pronoun "who".
2. A symbol of pomp, used as a feeble attempt to show superior intellect and social status.
2. A symbol of pomp, used as a feeble attempt to show superior intellect and social status.
A: "You'll never guess who I'm taking to prom!"
B: "Don't you mean 'whom' you're taking to prom?"
A: "This is why you still don't have a date."
B: "Don't you mean 'whom' you're taking to prom?"
A: "This is why you still don't have a date."
by GiantManBat May 7, 2022
In some cases, "whom" is used instead of "who" if the speaker is a dipshit.
Do not attempt to correct a whom-sayer, though as they may begin to read their self-written essay they always have on hand about how uneducated you are for not speaking in a way no non-dipshit has spoken since the Victorian age.
Do not attempt to correct a whom-sayer, though as they may begin to read their self-written essay they always have on hand about how uneducated you are for not speaking in a way no non-dipshit has spoken since the Victorian age.
"To whom it may concern..." -A dipshit
"I would rather read an email that starts by calling me a slur than one that calls me "whom"." -Abraham Lincoln
"I would rather read an email that starts by calling me a slur than one that calls me "whom"." -Abraham Lincoln
by Am I Steve? August 26, 2022
by subliminal.toes December 24, 2019
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.
I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023