Noun: 1.) combination of "whoa" and "boner" 2.)immediate arrousal upon an attractive person coming into view. 3.) ultimate expression of joy.
Did you see that hot girl who just walked in? WHOANER!" "(just realizing you won the lottery) WHOANER!!!"
by Taunton25 November 30, 2010
occurs when something mind blowing or exciting is seen or experienced and the man gets a boner. the only word running through the mind is "whoa". can occur randomly around Lombys
"holy shit bro, that movie gave me a whoa-ner!"
by superc00lguy November 17, 2009