Whiteley

To either purposely spill one's beer or to accidentally spill someone's beer.
Also to take an hour long shower were the person most likely will be jacking off.

Jesus, are you whiteleying your beer!

Whiteley by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Whiteley

A perso who loves to bandwagon.

He totally pulled a Whiteley by jumping on the 2005 USC Trojan wagon.

Whiteley by Paul Zars July 12, 2017

whiteley

greatness-future pope and leader of all men (and creator of all things humourous)

Geeza No. 1: Right here's a joke - a geeza goes into a bar and downs 20 pints and eats 30 packets of peanuts - he feels fine until he comes to go home when on the way he pebble dashes 2 houses
Geeza No. 2: man you're such a whiteley!

whiteley by artful dodger December 19, 2003

Whiteley

Noun - A work colleague who is unknown; has no friends; is a loner.

Verb - To be used when someone is very annoying / has very bad dress sense.

God, my boss is being such a 'Whiteley' today

Whiteley by Pk123uk May 3, 2011

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 

The hottest chick in the world. Growing up in Devon, she was bullied and teased at school for having a double-barrelled name, small breasts, and for her full lips (now one of her most famous assets). She got voted Miss Big Mouth because she talked constantly and, after a growth spurt at the age of 13, Girl Most Likely To Become A Supermodel. Then she grew 20. And how. She's a victoria's secret model and is one of the hottest females on the planet. The best part about her is that she is the nicest and kindest human being.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ugly duckling syndrome model victoria's secret hot babe

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley by primeoptimusssss October 21, 2011

Whitley Bay Make up 

Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.

Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.

It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.

Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.

'Woh look at the clipof that, she has her Whitley Bay Make up on'

Whitley Bay Make up by stuarm November 27, 2012

Whitley

The happiest person you will ever meet! She's often mistaken for being high and usually short. Great friend to have, most trusting person in the world. May look sweet on the outside but don't be fooled! She sure does have a temper!!

I hung out with a Whitley last night! Man it was a wild night, cops, drug tests, and music too loud on the radio was just a part of it.

Whitley by KKrazy! May 12, 2011