/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.
If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.
If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.
by YIKES77 September 19, 2016
Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
by Tenacious Faulker April 27, 2011
1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
by verygentlemen December 23, 2021
by Cheezitsrulebish March 5, 2019
The insecure and subsequently conservative demographic personified by Rush Limbaugh. As a rule, they hate both affirmative action and rap music (but may secretly listen to Eminem).
An example of developing angry white males (angry white boys) are the teenagers who committed the series of school shootings in the late 90's.
by sean piniero February 13, 2005
a man who is angry and white,anger mostly coming from jealous of a black or Mexican man doing something better than white man.
by ilikevikes November 5, 2009
Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.
Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD
Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD
“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”
“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”
“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”
by QuixExpo March 19, 2021