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A mythical person made up by racists and segregationists at least 100 years ago, because they didn't want to face the fact that their savior was not white.
White Jesus? Whatever, everyone knows Jesus was Black.
by My name July 19, 2006
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"Hey man, I am done partying -- I'm off to bed."

"No dude, lets crack out the White Jesus."
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high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.
Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.
Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.
by La Douche April 13, 2004
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