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Whistle-fart 

A mind- body-spirit technique used to focus the mind. It takes complete concentration to whistle and fart simultaneously. To pull off the technique you have to completely empty the mind of extraneous worry about the past or future and then let go. After doing the whistle-fart a sense of calm and happiness fills the mind and body and spreads happiness to people in the local area.
Kylie: After this morning's shift I don't know if I can find the strength to do tonight's split shift!

Alan: Why don't you try a whistle-fart? It will simultaneously clear your mind and make you feel better right now.
Whistle-fart by rufflesal May 20, 2010
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fart whistle 

Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.
Damn SETH that was a Damn good fart whistle! ;)
fart whistle by broley38 August 24, 2017

Canadian fart whistle

A Canadian fart whistle is where two naked people are outside in the snow and the male poops on the girls face and proceeds to cover her face with snow.