A person that always plays the drums withouth drumsticks to look cool, and looks at the movie Whiplash at least 20 times a week with different people each time. They also try to master Caravan, but fails because they suck.
Not Whiplash fan: Can you hand me that book?
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!
by Fletcher#fuckpigh April 4, 2017