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Whinoceros 

A whiner. Someone who's whining.

Synonyms: Cryceratops
Why don't you stop being such a Whinoceros
Whinoceros by iheartfast September 8, 2010
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Wineoceros

One who consumes large amounts of wine, amounts comparable to those required to intoxicate a Rhinoceros.
"Wow did Vicky just open another bottle of wine? What a Wineoceros!"

"Be sure to buy boxed wine for the party, your girlfriend is quite the Wineoceros."
Wineoceros by nicgar December 31, 2009

winoceros 

A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.
After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.

Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.
winoceros by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008

whynoceros

what to say when some one asks why.
Jorden: why?
Andy: noceros
Jorden: whynoceros? ohh i get it
whynoceros by Jkade January 14, 2010

Whinoceros 

This animal is a mammal, similar to humans. Primarily female, native to all continents. It's bellyaching can be heard from miles away. They are a sedentary animal except during meal time with only occasional breeding to subordinate non alpha types of the opposite sex.
Yeah, I got nothing here. Whinoceros.
Whinoceros by Sir fixalot June 5, 2017

Whineoseros 

A big rhino looking woman who continually whines about everything
Aneta keeps whining about her looks, lack of money her baby daddy...man she's become a real whineoseros!
Whineoseros by Sell it baby November 12, 2023