Home to the Upper Lower Class. Can be found inside Bethesda, Maryland.

Has a Baja Fresh and a slippery alleyway.
"I was walking down the alley and slipped on something on my way to Baja Fresh, I must be in Wheaton, Maryland."
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Well We have The "Red" Grange the UofI legend... and then there are the Belushi Brothers who happened to go to Wheaton High School. Which is now known as Wheaton Warrenville South Highschool....

If you are look for a church don't look to far... Wheaton has the most per square mile...

So do you believe there's a god? well this is the place for you.

Are you a staunch Republican? this is the place for you!!!

Do you deeply hate Lake Zurich, Mt. Carmel, St.Rita, Wheaton North, Maine South? all Chicago Catholic Blue Chip? this is the place for you
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Wil Wheaton is a brilliant fellow, well known for his work in Stand By Me, Toy Soldiers and (of course) Star Trek: The Next Generation. However, Wil also did (and does) astounding voice-over work for Teen Titans, the Secret of NIMH and Brother Bear. He is an accomplished author of two books: "Dancing Barefoot" and "Just a Geek."

In recent years, Wil has become a geek icon, connecting with self-proclaimed dorks around the world from his website, WilWheaton.net. He tours Trek, and computer-related conventions, and is devoted to his many fans.

He is also a comedian, a caring step-parent and husband and is dedicated to charity works and honest reflection.
1. "Wil Wheaton is a truly remarkable man."

2. "I listened to Wheaton's preformance last night, he was hilarious!"

3. "Wil is better than WFS anyway, screw him."
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Bank Robber that has robbed several banks, some more than once, around the Wheaton, Illinois area. He hasn't been caught, but a man approached him while he was believed to be casing his next robbery and since then has vanished. Police believe he may have a military or law enforcement background due to how he handles the handgun used in his robberies.
Man, my friend is like the Wheaton Bandit. He used to steal stuff all the time and never got caught.
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Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin
We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.
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Wheaton College is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to bitch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.
I attended Wheaton College because I was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.
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1. A $41,000 per year sleep away "highschool" consisting of wealthy and extremely spoiled collar-poppers who credit themselves with the "Wheaton College Honor Code" and being intelligent, when in actuality, students know little to nothing except the latest trends.

2. Wealthy finishing school retreat where drugs, i.e. coke, are more important than attending class and the cutting edge "pop" three collars.
Person A: I can't believe I have to ski down the slopes during Wheaton College's winter break with my regular I-pod while my friends ski down with their I-pod nanos

Person B: Word.
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