A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
by 'bridge November 21, 2010
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