Cumming deep inside my best bro of course!
What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?
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The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.
EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?
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Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck
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A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.
"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"
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it is commonly used in a conversation when one says an adjective that can describe a person during sex
teacher: This test will be easy and do-able
student: thats what they call me, easy and do-able
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a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.
1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!
by summerkitten September 15, 2010
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"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"

Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009
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