When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).
On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.
by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023
THE DARLA WHAMMY:
When you have gone far and beyond return of pissing off your best friends milf of o mom!
When you have gone far and beyond return of pissing off your best friends milf of o mom!
The Darla WHAMMyeD:
Yo man,Did you hear what happened to thatguy?He pissed off my friends' mom ,by asking her ,her age ! She Darla WHAMMyeD him !! Nobody can find him...
Yo man,Did you hear what happened to thatguy?He pissed off my friends' mom ,by asking her ,her age ! She Darla WHAMMyeD him !! Nobody can find him...
by Darlawarlalightningbug July 2, 2022
The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.
Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...
by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019
Person 1: your dick is the size of a tic tac!
Person 2: no wonder your breath is so minty!
*gives person 1 the Insult Whammy*
Person 1: OWW! MY BALLS!
Person 2: no wonder your breath is so minty!
*gives person 1 the Insult Whammy*
Person 1: OWW! MY BALLS!
by Adsisme September 20, 2021
Person 1: your dick is the size of a tic tac!
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells minty * gives person 1 the Insult Whammy*
Person 1: OWW! MY BALLS!
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells minty * gives person 1 the Insult Whammy*
Person 1: OWW! MY BALLS!
by Handle is used by someone else September 20, 2021
by Captain.backwoods January 27, 2021
Yaegor: Harry, tell him what The Whammy is...tell him about the triangle Lang: Harry, what the fuck a whammy? Harry: Well, it's a triangle. Heroin, Crack, and Cocaine.
by Skwazzle February 25, 2023