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Mr. Steal your girl. Big big man, hits the weight room daily. Class clown but not scared of D1 linemen
I’m the big whalen
Whalen by Whallee1010 February 27, 2020
(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in
Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."
Whalen by Brontifex Maximus August 26, 2010
someone who only does something if they will benefit from it. Someone who is so two-faced that you might even call them Tommy Lee Jones.
Frank: Did you hear about about that whalen guy?
Jerry: No. What did he do?
Frank: He lied to my face about something, tried to sleep with my ex-girlfriend, then acted like his fake self in order to benefit from a situation.
Jerry: Damn. I can't think of a better way to describe him than calling him a whalen.
whalen by ron harper June 14, 2008
Did you see that whalen yesterday? She must of been atleast 400 lbs!
Whalen by Dankassmemes May 16, 2019
The art of seducing those who are associated with the phrase "more cushion for the pushin".

Potential Whalers can be seen pacing the perimeters of Lane Bryant or any all you can eat buffet. Often frequents ice cream locations to find potential mates.

Symptoms include: fucking fat chicks, marking his territory in a canine fashion, desperation to end the drought, obsession with Queen Latifah.
Friend: Dude, he's totally pulling a Whalen tonight!

Fat chick: I hope there's a Whalen here tonight!
Whalen by Ovadia Yosef August 14, 2009
To enjoy eating ice cream more than the average person, using the tongue excessively in a horatory manner.
-"Man, that whalen last night was outrageous! Right in marin, too"
-"You used a condom man? Or was it a rachelcream boston pie?"
Whalen by flowersandcakes January 15, 2009