Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 20, 2016

Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016