Wha'f

Wha'f
Contraction for what if?

Wha'f you had a million dollars?

Wha'f by Namahagetecno June 21, 2008

wha de fuck i hearing? 

in the west indies. when somebody's talking shit to you or somebody tells you something that you don't want to hear or they shouldn't have said you say " wha de fuck i hearing!? "

person one : geh form me ya sketty ras. that's why i been bulling yo lil sista.

person two : wha de fuck i hearing!? ( slaps person one )

wha de fuck i hearing? by shy January 3, 2005

whafiup 

Short for "what the fu*k is up?"

Used when seeing someone for the first time in awhile/when very excited.

"Whafiup, Leon?!!"

whafiup by Lillypants4920584 October 15, 2009

Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

Bologna Whaffs by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

whafuck 

a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.

brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?

whafuck by conceptz May 25, 2010

whafro 

A white persons afro, perfectly embodied on the white head of late "Happy Painter" Bob Ross. (See Pic)

Bob Ross has the end all, be all of Whafros

whafro by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

whaf 

Shortened version of "What if"?

Whaf we do this?

whaf by sbedwell December 1, 2010