Similar in premise to a McShit, but geared more towards the evening drinker, when the state of an establishment's toilets goes south, you know you're in safe hands at the local Wetherspoon's, but have no intention of buying anything.
"Tim, could you hold my pint for a couple of minutes? That curry has come through rather quickly and I just need to pop for a Wetherpoons"
"Can't you just go here?"
"No, dude. There's piss all over the floor, the seat is broken and some animal has clogged it with poo paper"
"Can't you just go here?"
"No, dude. There's piss all over the floor, the seat is broken and some animal has clogged it with poo paper"
by K-Dogg 81 October 4, 2020