Wet sponge 

A very wet vagina. A term used for extremely horny females who are ready to take their pants off.

Can be used as a verb as well.

I only talked to her for 5 minutes and she already had a "wet sponge" for me.

I thought her water broke but she just had a really "wet sponge."

She was "wet sponging" all over the place. I heard she was in 3 different orgies at the same time.

Wet sponge by crawfisch March 6, 2012

interesting as a wet sponge 

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

interesting as a wet sponge by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

Buena Park Wet Sponge 

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

Buena Park Wet Sponge by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022