wet scream 

The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.

Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.

wet scream by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 1, 2019

Wet Scream 

The act of screaming so much resulting from being freaked out or laughing so hard that you literally wet your pants.

At first Beth didn't realize anyone saw her masturbating at work but when she realized it she had a wet scream.

That was so fucking funny I had a wet scream!

Wet Scream by kgems January 16, 2010

Wet Scrambled Eggs 

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

Wet Scrambled Eggs by BudBailey February 20, 2022

Weticream.com

It is a website showing a video of two girls having oral sex. The catch is that the one doing the oral sex is eat a chocolate fugde-cicle then injecting it, with her mouth, into the other girl's vagina. It can be disturbing or enticing, depends who you are.

Friend: Hey you like porn?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Here check out this website.
Friend 2 checks out website
Friend 2: That was.....AWESOME
Friend: What was?
Friend 2: weticream.com!

Friend: ...

Weticream.com by BrutalCytoplasm November 26, 2010