Wet Bandits
Wet Bandits by coolperson21 September 25, 2011
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A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
wet bandit by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
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Wet Bandit
Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Wet Bandit by Adamthe K December 21, 2008
wet bandit
the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
wet bandit by noobler elf October 24, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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