My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.
by TheMJofpuns November 13, 2013
A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.
by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017
Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed
by Ollie Oj August 27, 2008
A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
by Jana617 May 23, 2008
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
by The Big LeGasp February 6, 2011
by kevinklinefan21 January 31, 2010
by Santa's Baby December 10, 2018