sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

can I eat that wet ass pussy

licking and fingering a vagina. Most people say that before humping the shit out of each other.

Hey sexy baby, can I eat that wet ass pussy.

by heheclapper69 December 2, 2022

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon

I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.

by Nwasshole June 4, 2022

wet ass puthayy

A million dollar puthayy makes money and it's wet come get a taste 😋

My bestfriend Chelsea has a wet ass puthayy

by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 9, 2021

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020