Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
by uhsoka February 1, 2023
A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.
by LICN2020 April 28, 2022
Westminster College is a small school in Western PA that is known for its ugly, trampy female students and its stupid, cocky male students. The typical Westminster student is often drunk, throwing themselves at members of the opposite sex, and sleeping in puddles of their own urine. The school and its affiliates should be avoided at all costs.
Herb: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Melissa: No, what happened?
Herb: He was so drunk that he had sex with an ugly girl from Westminster College!
Melissa: ZOMFG GROSS!!! HE'S GONNA GET AN STD!
Melissa: No, what happened?
Herb: He was so drunk that he had sex with an ugly girl from Westminster College!
Melissa: ZOMFG GROSS!!! HE'S GONNA GET AN STD!
by SRUroxmysox April 14, 2009
The boarding school where the pretty girl to slightly attractive guy ratio is so horrendous that it’s a common occurrence to get played by ugly little boys (<5 “8)
- “Woah did you here that the hot Westminster school girl got cheated on by the local Avon kid at the tight and bright???”
-“yea she can do so much better”
There is no better though. There never is.
-“yea she can do so much better”
There is no better though. There never is.
by Newyorkcitygurl October 12, 2021
Doggy style sex with a classy broad in thigh highs and pumps, that you walk around a common area where people can judge.
That bitch would be perfect for this crowd...go grab the thigh highs and pumps and I will bring her around Westminster Style...
by THEWox November 15, 2012
a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.
The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.
by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017
The school where the 2x, back to back blockbuster champion of the online gaming community attends. 37 inch vertical leap... Competitive stallion... Sexy saxophone superstar Mandrasko... Athletic powerhouse god. Worships in the church of iron every day.
Student: "How did you get so massive?"
Mandrasko: "Swole is the goal, size is the prize"
Student: "that doesn't really answer my question but thanks Kanye, very cool."
(Westminster Academy MVP five years in a row... that's right he held himself back a year just to flex on kids without air pods.)
Mandrasko: "Swole is the goal, size is the prize"
Student: "that doesn't really answer my question but thanks Kanye, very cool."
(Westminster Academy MVP five years in a row... that's right he held himself back a year just to flex on kids without air pods.)
by Tim Engelmeyer January 27, 2019