Crap football team from East London which is supported by assorted tosspots from Essex. They claim to have won the world cup but they haven't actually won anything in living memory. Their fans think they are the bollox but are better known for lying under minibuses crying, "I've had enough!" Eh, Cass?
West Ham? Do me a favour, Son!
by NOLU May 26, 2011
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West Ham United is NOT the only football club in east London. Millwall, one of West Hams biggest rivals, is in fact also situated in east London.

Other popular London teams include Chelsea (southwest) Arsenal (north) and Tottenham (north)
West Ham song

I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
Just like my dreams they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I've looking everywhere
Cus I'm forever flowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
United
United
by e15 April 26, 2006
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situated at upton park, east london. they are the best football team in the whole world even if they dont ever win anything and they lose most of their games they are still the fucking greastest team ever and thats that
Fa cup final

west ham united were winning 2-0 to liverpool, but by the end of the match the score was 3-3 and west ham ended up losing on penalties, but they are still the best team ever
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A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool
by APGaming August 15, 2017
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A person that supports a soccer team called West Ham (West Ham has the most Foreign-born players in the league and yes more than Chelsea). Stupid by nature, West Ham fans often fight enemies such as millwall fans, to which they end up making the stands ever ugly the ever.
West Ham fans are trouble and like to fight
by West Ham fan August 11, 2006
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Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.

There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.
by soppyhammer123 February 19, 2016
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