Werner 

Don't be fooled! This person is not just his body. He is laughter, happiness, seriousness and love all in one. When he walks past, you will always look twice. The ball of energy when you're out which is sorely missed when not there.

1. Girl (tripping over her over own feet): oops, sorry, but I just saw a Werner walking past.

2. Guys and Girls at a party:

Guy: DAM, this party is boring!

Girl: Yeah, it sucks ass!

Guys and Girls: We need a Werner around here!

Werner by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013

Werner 

This person is sexy and all the ladies are talking about him and his big dick He has a heart of gold, full of laughter, and love. A great friend but has anger issues. Don’t be fool! Werner is more than his body. You got a perfect boyfriend if you’re dating a Werner

I want a Werner for a boyfriend

Werner by Sarah457182 April 18, 2020

Werner 

Knows as Werries, Winawerner or Vern (but thats mostly for the English speaking...)

Bright, happy, terrible spellers, full of love, will always support you and point out the things you should be grateful for. Bad memories but they tend to make up for it with surprises. What they do best is remind you that everything will always be okay.

They are everything and all in one. More, you do not need.

1. I wish I had a Werner in my life!

2. I wish I could turn my work into a Werner, I'd become a workaholic!

Werner by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013

Werner 

A synonym for "miss".

“I Werner you baby 😫”
“Lauren just told me she Wernered her period”

Werner by Teemu Werner December 4, 2020

Werner 

Someone who fails at every opportunity that they are given.

Its an open goal. OH NO WERNER.

The teacher did everything short of sitting the exam for his pupil, but it was just Werner from the get go.

Werner by uncle bumbull hat April 27, 2021

Werner 

A name to adress any person whos real name you do not know

This name suits especially well when someone does stupid things or is very nosy.

Who is that Werner there?

Hey Werner! Get out of the road man!

Werner by werneronair July 30, 2016

Werner shot 

This a shot in football that references Chelsea and Germany footballer Timo Werner. He is known for missing open chances and so when someone misses an open goal, its a Werner joke

Player 1: (misses from 2 cm away)
Opposition: Such a werner shot

Werner shot by UMM OKK LOL October 13, 2021