2. Guys and Girls at a party:
Guy: DAM, this party is boring!
Girl: Yeah, it sucks ass!
Guys and Girls: We need a Werner around here!
Bright, happy, terrible spellers, full of love, will always support you and point out the things you should be grateful for. Bad memories but they tend to make up for it with surprises. What they do best is remind you that everything will always be okay.
They are everything and all in one. More, you do not need.
2. I wish I could turn my work into a Werner, I'd become a workaholic!