Wenoch

An evil twin of his counterpart, Enoch. He spends excessive hours at the arcade, playing the same game, DDR. He is a typical average no-lifer that will never get laid until he's 72 years old. But his dick would be shriveled up into a prune by then. Legends say that if the two twins ever meet, one would combust from compulsive diarrhea flying out of his nostrils.

Random guy: Is that Enoch?
Guy passing:Nope, just Wenoch.

Girl:Why is your dick so small?
Wenoch:I never got to use it.

Enoch: OH SHIT ITS WENOCH!*explodes*

by Shituphisass February 4, 2010