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wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

Wenn du Eier hast...

German saying for when you want to test someone's braveness.
"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)

Wenn da Stick foat

-Woa shit, wos wor gestern min Bobby?
-do siachst wos passiert wenn da Stick foat

Lah-Wenn 

Adjective/ Pronoun.
(Same Meaning For Both)
Explination of Lah-Wenn :
Playful and friendly (at extremes it can be considered puppy like) obviously these characteristics can make 'a Lah-Wenn'/ 'Lah-Wenn like object' lovable.
A compliment (:
Example 1 - Adjective
You know that girl.. yeah well shes a right Lah-Wenn!

Example 2 - Pronoun
Oi! You...Lah-Wenn.
Taken by his brother, Ta Ken is his brother. There's no disputing that!
Ta Wenn? Ta when????????????????? Screamed the girls when they saw a man shooting some shots.
Ta Wenn by otterssuck2010 October 25, 2020
Taken by his brother, Ta Ken is his brother. There's no disputing that! Amazing!
Ta Wenn? Ta when????????????????? Screamed the girls when they saw a man shooting some shots.
Ta Wenn by otterssuck2010 October 25, 2020