Wempty

Feeling of extreme sadness. Most likely caused from failing to get laid. Saddest word in the dictionary. Empty with a W.

Steve didn't get laid last night, therefore he is extremely wempty.
"How'd it go with Caroline last night?" "All I got was a three hour handjob. I'm so fucking wempty."
"Put on some mariachi, all this dubstep is getting me super wempty.

by Dr. Wempty April 27, 2013