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A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.
I tried to have a conversation with Greg but found out he's a Weller after 5 minutes.

wellered 

foursome. 3 dudes, one slut. one in the ass, mouth, and hand. no vag. super raunch
those dudes just wellered that hoe
wellered by this is too funny March 25, 2010

wellered 

Having a 4 some with 3 guys and one girl. Other terms like 2/3 wellered or inverse welleredare commonly used in reference to this word.
Sanchez: we just wellered that bitch.
Rafael: NO WAY!
Sanchez: yeah shes a wart-balled penismagnet
wellered by ass plugger January 16, 2009

empty weller 

Empty Weller

Is used to describe a person who tends to help the helpless hopeless types of people. One who devotes and sacrifices too much for someone who has not proven worthy or appreciative in anyway. Rendering all efforts to love, invest, befriend, or simply just helping that person, to be pointless and often a high level of risk and added danger . Much like a empty water well is. which is not only pointless and worthless without water in it, but dangerous if one was to fall in.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
Don't know of many 'captain save a ho' types cause the feminists won't be called such names. Which is only more of a problem. I've been seeing a rise in numbers to what I call "empty wellers" in men through out my travels. And its just the same idea except now these good natured men who when learned of their mistake trying to win what seemed to be a heart that needed love but ended up finding ingrate closet-whore and to help numb their regret of feeling foolish would call her and his regret and shame for what it is, which is basically trying take charge or be captain on a ship that the ho isnt getting on fully. . Unfortunate most if not all of those female types are a lost cause and pointless . So heres my only support to that movement called feminism, Since they don't like being called whores then how about being called an empty well sound like? It seems to be accurate. And all you captain save a hoes are now empty wellers. May God help you all become men again but first the females will need a revelation to know the natural order in life. But until that becomes the majority, it looks like our manhood is slowly being chipped away. Well I am keeping mine. I got something to put in that empty well. And she will learn its needed. Respect = Love.
empty weller by Luv H8 Luv May 21, 2022

joe weller

An English youtuber who makes funny videos of public pranking, ghost hunting, etc. Also has created 4 popular music videos. Calls his fans as the 'Buxton Army'
John: Dude, did you listen to that Joe weller's new song Ronaldo Chop?

Jack: Yeah Bro, it is Hilarious AF!
joe weller by That_Cringe! April 9, 2017

Welter Williams Scale 

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
Welter Williams Scale by NSW1979 February 17, 2010