Never seen without a lulu lemon lunch box in one hand and a hydro flask in the other, girls at welsh valley are almost too basic to function. They pull up to school wearing brandy, lulu lemon, firehouse tees, sugar lip tanks, aviator nation, and any other brand name so they can show off. The only athletic shoes they own are Air Force ones, because only two of them can actually play sports and the rest of them just do school sports to say they’re athletic. If you see them out to dinner, there’s a 99% chance they’re at Azie with daddy’s credit cards dressed head to toe in LF. None of them actually date guys, just are things with them and hook up until it ends and then they post crying selfies on their private stories. Speaking of private stories, they spam it with random shit about and have approximately 72 different private stories. They’ll pull up to bat mitzvahs with their hair done, tits and ass hanging out of either a bandage dress or a way too tight black dress. They’re also wearing super expensive jewellery. They’re all obsessed w tiktok and won’t stop doing the dances in school even though they look like they’re having seizures. They’re instagrams are full of bat Mitzvah pictures, birthday posts, and endless pictures in Margate where they all can’t wait to get high at Lucy. They spend the majority of their summers there, except at camp. They will spend every second they’re not at camp posting about how they want to be at camp and will never shut up about their campies.
by just-a-person-lol September 16, 2019
7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.
by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019
oh god, welsh valley, welsh valley....where do i even fucking start. this is directed at specifically 7th and 8th grade bc 6th and 5th grade is so innocent and cute. rich lululemon girls who make tiktoks in the bathroom dancing thinking they look cute and shit but they look slow asf. they block the sink not caring who comes in, i mean anything for tiktok popularity 🤪. they put less popular girls down to feed their insanely large ego. then the short 4’10 jewish guys who will slam you against a radiator at lunch for a bag of chips and the ‘teachers’ dont fucking care. wear the cringiest shit ever. like the girls, guys put less popular guys down too, but also girls. theyre literally so misogynistic and sexist along with racism and homophobia. if u see a couple in the hallway or at lunch, just trust me, dont root for them, theyll break up in a week bc one of them liked an opposite gender’s tiktok. and the teachers. terrible. especially the monitors. they be staring at u like some pedo (which they probably are) and are VERY biased towards the popular kids, like if the popular kid bullies the quiet kid, the monitors be like oh this is just a regular day at welsh valley (ohio). but quiet kid defends themselves a little they get sent to the office and get an in-school suspension for the week. welsh valley is a truly messed up place.
parent: i went to welsh valley middle school as a kid. it was so fun!!
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
by mymathteachersaburden December 6, 2022
oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao
by stinkypeepeepoopoo August 14, 2020
The most wonderful place for someone who can’t spell the word cat. They have all the different things that you with eyes out there will not enjoy. We have the fuck boys with the vineyard vines shirts, cold french fries, hall passes that also work as ways to know what homework you have, annoying band teachers who will literally rape you if you don’t turn in a “practice guide”, people who don’t know what “girlfriend” really means, gym teachers who are pedophiles, and even the burning gates of hell in room D205
by Haihsksnsbdnx November 24, 2018
Imagine a middle school full of Jewish fuckboys wearinh Sperrys and Vineyard Vines thinking they get mad poontang but really they just get flamed by other boys for looking like a douche bag. The school is also full of rich Jewish girls that talk about their "hard" life and then go back to their multi million dollar houses. Most of the girls are Thunder Cunts, and Land Whales. The teachers are weird and are probably all in cults such as the Illuminati. Don't even get me started with the haunted church and the tunnels under the school.
Jewish Girl 1: OMG these (Jewish) guys at Welsh Valley Middle School look so hot
Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?
Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?
by KrustyKrabKrew Squidward Squad March 20, 2016
middle school which alot of rich jewish people go to, go here before harriton high school and has nice campus. gym teachers are really fucking weird and are probs pedophiles who choke on dick. filled with modertaly snobby hoes that are kinda of thunder cunts.
by thunder cunts April 1, 2010