4 definitions by mymathteachersaburden
by mymathteachersaburden March 26, 2022
oh god, welsh valley, welsh valley....where do i even fucking start. this is directed at specifically 7th and 8th grade bc 6th and 5th grade is so innocent and cute. rich lululemon girls who make tiktoks in the bathroom dancing thinking they look cute and shit but they look slow asf. they block the sink not caring who comes in, i mean anything for tiktok popularity 🤪. they put less popular girls down to feed their insanely large ego. then the short 4’10 jewish guys who will slam you against a radiator at lunch for a bag of chips and the ‘teachers’ dont fucking care. wear the cringiest shit ever. like the girls, guys put less popular guys down too, but also girls. theyre literally so misogynistic and sexist along with racism and homophobia. if u see a couple in the hallway or at lunch, just trust me, dont root for them, theyll break up in a week bc one of them liked an opposite gender’s tiktok. and the teachers. terrible. especially the monitors. they be staring at u like some pedo (which they probably are) and are VERY biased towards the popular kids, like if the popular kid bullies the quiet kid, the monitors be like oh this is just a regular day at welsh valley (ohio). but quiet kid defends themselves a little they get sent to the office and get an in-school suspension for the week. welsh valley is a truly messed up place.
parent: i went to welsh valley middle school as a kid. it was so fun!!
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
by mymathteachersaburden December 6, 2022
u probably looked this word up because ur friend said ‘another day another slay 😋 💅’ or ‘SLAYYY’ to u. well basically it literally just means ‘good job’ but ‘yassified’ by tweenage and teenage girls or smth.
and sorry to the people who might actually find this unfunny 14 y/o white girl sh*t funny, but unpopular opinion: this word is PAINFULLY unfunny and should’ve died years ago...but instead got more popular. and even worse, with those kids born in literally 2008-2012 apparently they’re 10-14 or smth, which, agreeably, is very very young, but shouldnt all of em be like, 4-8??
wtf is wrong w/ this generation being so much more cringe and losing their innocence💀💀
and sorry to the people who might actually find this unfunny 14 y/o white girl sh*t funny, but unpopular opinion: this word is PAINFULLY unfunny and should’ve died years ago...but instead got more popular. and even worse, with those kids born in literally 2008-2012 apparently they’re 10-14 or smth, which, agreeably, is very very young, but shouldnt all of em be like, 4-8??
wtf is wrong w/ this generation being so much more cringe and losing their innocence💀💀
13 y/o #1: “hey u know that english exam i didnt even study for on tuesday? i aced it bestie”
13 y/o #2: “OMG CONGRATS BESITE SLAYYYY 👏👏👏👏👏”
56 y/o boomer whatsapp moderator: “yknow what f*ck this sh*t im going to quit my motherf*cking job”
13 y/o #2: “OMG CONGRATS BESITE SLAYYYY 👏👏👏👏👏”
56 y/o boomer whatsapp moderator: “yknow what f*ck this sh*t im going to quit my motherf*cking job”
by mymathteachersaburden July 21, 2022
annoying children typically aged 11-14 (however can be a year or two older or younger) who joke about sex (and they actually wanna do it, like dont waste your precious childhood miss gurl 💅) and believe every rumour that comes to surface. will destroy anyone’s mental health and well-being for popularity, male or female.
honestly the only goal for students in middle school is to:
1) get a bitch
2) become a popular kid
honestly it takes up until the end of 8th grade to complete those 2 goals because of how shitty their personalities are, and by freshman year in high school, theyll be loners
honestly the only goal for students in middle school is to:
1) get a bitch
2) become a popular kid
honestly it takes up until the end of 8th grade to complete those 2 goals because of how shitty their personalities are, and by freshman year in high school, theyll be loners
13 y/o female middle schooler: omg omg omg did you hear that jane doe from mr. jackson’s homeroom is dating john doe from ms. smith’s homeroom, also im officially dating william dingle in my english class 🥵😍🥰
13 y/o male middle schooler: AYO HOMIE DID U SEE THAT FIGHT I GOT IN WITH THE BASKETBALL KID?! WELL I FUCKIN WON BABY! MY CRUSH WAS THERE SHE’LL DEFINITELY FALL FOR ME #DABOYZZZZ
13 y/o male middle schooler: AYO HOMIE DID U SEE THAT FIGHT I GOT IN WITH THE BASKETBALL KID?! WELL I FUCKIN WON BABY! MY CRUSH WAS THERE SHE’LL DEFINITELY FALL FOR ME #DABOYZZZZ
by mymathteachersaburden June 26, 2022