Weird Lie 

Similar to weird workie, weird lie describes when someone lies about something that is, well, weird or unnecessary to lie about.

Boy 1: Yeah, he told me he can't hang today because he had to stay after for English.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.

Weird Lie by askldnasdlkas June 17, 2010

weirdliest 

Being weird in a bizarre, unique, and epic way to the point of being the most
weird. Its when even circus sideshow freaks become dumbfounded at how strange you are and stare at you, instead of the other way around.

So this big guy comes up with tears in his eyes and says "Can you believe a lifelong career criminal

felonious traitor who is a pathological liar, is a nominee for President?" I said no. He continued, "People are sayin' he disrespects us veterans especially Medal of Honor recipients" I emphatically agreed. Never saw this guy before or since. He said he was a Marine veteran. I told him I was an Air Force veteran. " By
far the weirdliest guy ever!" He chuckled.
We fist bumped as he said "WE GOT THIS!" I replied "SEMPER FI, MARINE! GET ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!" He responded "FLY HIGH AIRMAN!" I gave him a snappy
salute, did an about face, turned around
and he was gone! Weirdliest experience I've ever had!

weirdliest by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 20, 2024

weirdliest 

Being weird in a bizarre, unique, and epic way to the point of being the most
weird. Its when even circus sideshow freaks become dumbfounded at how strange you are and stare at you, instead of the other way around.

So this big guy comes up with tears in his eyes and says "Can you believe a lifelong career criminal

felonious traitor who is a pathological liar, is a nominee for President?" I said no. He continued, "People are sayin' he disrespects us veterans especially Medal of Honor recipients" I emphatically agreed. Never saw this guy before or since. He said he was a Marine veteran. I told him I was an Air Force veteran. " By
far the weirdliest guy ever!" He chuckled.
We fist bumped as he said "WE GOT THIS!" I replied "SEMPER FI, MARINE! GET ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!" He responded "FLY HIGH AIRMAN!" I gave him a snappy
salute, did an about face, turned around
and he was gone! Weirdliest experience I've ever had!

weirdliest by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 20, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016