Sudden, Itchy, Scratchy, Flaky,Scaley,Oozy, Burny, Sea Shell-like, smelly Anal Herpes.
As in a patient speaking with his doctor, ""Doctor, it's itchy, scratchy, flaky, scaley, oozy, burny, and sea shell-like. It came on suddenly and there's an awful smell, what can you do about this Weird Rash?""That's not a weird rash, that's Anal Herpes...look at all that Razzamatazz."
by Razzamatazztrophe March 09, 2010