wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

wifing by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.

Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(

Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009

eric and wesing 

when people follow each other around and never leave each other.

Quit eric and wesing, I'm sick of being double teamed.

eric and wesing by poopymcpoopface February 23, 2008

webing

chilling, relaxing, joking, kidding, fooling, etc

hey! what are you doing?
nothing! just here webing

webing by giancarlo0 January 23, 2010

wtfing 

WTFing stands for the times when you are confused about a situation and become angered by it and outwardly show your anger by throwing a fit

Sam and Holly were WTFing why the german final had so many things that they didn't understand

wtfing by Holly_S January 24, 2007

Weingarden

The name of the gods.

So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.

Weingarden by Weingarden December 27, 2012

the Weingarten 

When the tongue is inserted into the tip of the penis, after the penis-hole has been stretched out.

Dave left his moustache hair in my dick, after he gave me "the Weingarten".

the Weingarten by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008