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Weet Teets 

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."
Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006
When the cranium suffers from excessive weetness. This is a disorder common to the Beagen family of primates
Weet Head Beagen. Like you at least. Good teacher at least.

Weet woo 

The sound you make when you whistle, also called a cat call.
Weet woo ... you sure look sexy!
Weet woo by Since you asked August 22, 2019
a word originating from a series of terminology created by the students of a New Jersey high school. The word weet is "sweet" without the s and has an opposite connotation. Can also be pronounced in a number of ways, such as: "Shaweet". Deliver also counts, one can use the term in a falsetto pitch to increase effect, or can accompany the term with a hand motion to increase delivery.
"Oh weet car!"
Actually meaning a stupid looking, or lame vehicle.
weet by crusaders470 October 22, 2010

suh-weet 

Exceptionally sweet, of extreme sweetness.
Man, that is suh-weet
suh-weet by Jamie Kennedy January 6, 2004

Weet-A-Bitch

The act of slaping a dry weetabix across the face of your partner during sex.
Bro i so Weet-A-Bitched this chick last night.
Weet-A-Bitch by Kali arnis June 5, 2009