by ClockworkRose December 21, 2004
It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'
Take me to your leader, first, though.
Take me to your leader, first, though.
by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004
Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
by GloveGiblets March 7, 2007
A group of top notch gamers that post YouTube videos about their elite games. WEG (short for Weekly Elite Gaming) currently consists on 5 of the best global gamers that post myriad types of games. They guys at WEG are not typical gamers though, they have outside lives as well. For example, they are all in to sports and have won All-American awards.
Example 1
Person 1- Dude, did you see WEG's new video?
Person 2- Ya man, I wish I was as good as them at gaming.
Example 2
Person 1- Bro, they guys at WEG also play sports man.
Person 2- ikr, they're multi-talented. Weekly Elite Gaming rules! ;)
Person 1- Dude, did you see WEG's new video?
Person 2- Ya man, I wish I was as good as them at gaming.
Example 2
Person 1- Bro, they guys at WEG also play sports man.
Person 2- ikr, they're multi-talented. Weekly Elite Gaming rules! ;)
by A reporter June 27, 2011
by TurnStar April 21, 2003
A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.
by B-Money May 6, 2004
How come I'm not ever allowed by law to even throw a mild punch or to yell a threat or insult at someone, but yet any 0%!$&#!@ starched-suited dumb-a** preacher is perfectly "free 'n' welcome" to openly practice legalized weekly torture to his little heart's content --- bellowing all kinds of horrible derogatory criticisms at the members of his congregation about how awful/evil/selfish they are, and morbidly/angrily warning them of the catastrophic "hell 'n' brimstone" that "The Father" will hurl at them if they don't obediently and unquestioningly comply with His Directives???
by QuacksO September 15, 2018