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Turtle in the weeds 

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"
Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com
The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!
The WEEDS by The WEEDS February 8, 2009

Maple Weeds 

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
Maple Weeds by hansonnet November 20, 2010

weedpunk 

A form of literature which began sometime in the 1960s. The movement was underground, bookstores often refused to sell the genre, and parents fought for public schools to ban it. Despite, or perhaps because of, the great pressure against the genre there were several great works about it from Bob Dylan, Carol Moore, Phillip K. Dick, Robert Shea, and Robert Anton Wilson.
Hey! Have you heard Blowin in the Wind?

Yeah! That's so weedpunk, man.
weedpunk by Weedre January 11, 2009

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds 

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Weedsturbation 

"I masturbated while high last nigth, it was so fucking awesome!"
"I know! lets call that weedsturbation; it sounds good and it's clever!"
Weedsturbation by daromar December 9, 2008