weed wacker

a weapon that "cuts down the weeds" normally a weapon with rapid fire
e.g Ak47 , semi automatic

dem bwoi wa fi par wid me?
me a draw for the bludclart weed wacker
me a chop dem up like a steak!

by Th3 Beast January 06, 2010

The Weed Wacker

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.

Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker

by Tony Cock October 02, 2011

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

by wetrippymane February 20, 2015

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 April 05, 2014

slippery weed wacker

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

by Dwarf Barbarian August 02, 2018

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 13, 2020

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 02, 2025