Weed

What Steve carries on him in school.

$5 for a bag of weed

by Steve W. June 5, 2003

Weed

Weed is a plant. You just have to burn it and it will make side effects.If you smoke the weed, then it will make more satisfying sede effects.

I grew weed and sold it to my grandson, Bob.

by Jamersons September 13, 2008

Weed

Marijuana AKA "Weed" is a substance to help one relax, calm down, relive ones self, or to stimulate the mind. It is not just for "wiggers" (which by the way is a racist term only used by one who is racist) who steal cars and create violence, it's a drug that EVERYONE consumes on a daily basis and people are just going to have to start accepting that. If Obama becomes the next president (which he probably won't because racism is still a major part of this country) marijuana is going to be legal!

Jim: Hey Bob, what are you doing after work?
Bob: I don't know yet, I've got a lot of work to do.
Jim: Well you should come over and toke it up with me!
Bob: Are you talking about smoking Marijuana?
Jim: Duh! Yes I'm talking about smoking weed moron...
Bob: No thanks, I don't do drugs.
Jim: You should come over and loosen up a bit, you've been a dick all week.
Bob: Shut the fuck up Jim before I report you the the manager!
Jim: *Sigh* I didn't know you were gay Bob...
Bob: What the hell are you talking about?

by Inconsiderate Fool! July 24, 2008

Weed

1. A city in Northern California.

2. Marijuana

The three young men drove to Weed, California to smoke marijuana, also known as weed.

by McDouchebag July 2, 2012

Weed

The world’s best harmless drug that you can’t overdose on, also called marijuana and cannabis.

Stoned guy 1: Dude, why are we laughing so much
Stoned guy 2:HAHAHA I don’t know why weed makes you laugh HAHAHA

by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019

Weed

I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.

Weed is so much better then the dick i suck after.

by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018

Weed

~A wonder of nature which that usually ensures a nice high~
~A Plant which turns to a bush then flowers into large buds depending on some of the area conditions~
~some times may be very "Dank" sometimes not but it doesnt matter too much how potent it is.. just smoke more lol~
~Usually smoked in a bong (which is a good/fun way to do it), a pipe (which is good or anyone.. espesially noob smokers), vaporizers, ect.~
~Effects while using: Causes relaxingness, some hallucinations, under water feelings, skippy/out of place feelings, sence of well being, and ..well you just feel really damn good.~
~Bad Effects: I say fuck that :)

fuck anyone who has anything bad to say about weed.
they suck at life and dont deserve the pleasures that "God" has handed down to us.

by Izzual September 20, 2006