Wednesday is Hump Day!

Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.

Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.
by bubbleandsqueek January 12, 2014
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A blow Job in the front seat of your car.
Shit, man. That was the most magnificent Wednesday ever.
by Monroegasm August 25, 2008
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A wednesday, is a fine female. Particularly one you would like to hump, since wednesday is hump day.
My mom is a skraight Wednesday.
by Tyrone Wilkins November 12, 2010
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I'd rather prefer Thursday but Wednesday isn't horrible.
I like Wednesday just fine. I'd just rather prefer Thursday a little bit more that's all.

And besides it's just a day of the week in general so you don't have to be offended by it!
by Joseph. October 7, 2007
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a slang term refering to ones anal walls
Goddamn moo cake!, my wednesday is really burning today!
by Joe Facker October 8, 2003
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A term for a clingy man that gets in the middle of everything. You two are just seeing eachother and he already has a leash on you. He even gets to the point that you can't avoid his every move.
Omfuck I swear I see that Wednesday everywhere. He's always getting in the way of my game.

Did you see Wednesday out last night? I swear he has a gps attached to me.
by BaddSsweatt October 21, 2011
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A teaching day in the middle of the week designed by universities to ruin both weekends for academics.
Academic wife: Hey honey, come watch "Homes Under the Hammer" with me!"

University Academic: I can't babe, you'll have to Sky+ it. I gotta go to the campus, it's Wednesday
by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010
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