Young adults or teens who are obsessed with “Ultra High Net Worth Individual” kids and want to live their lifestyles.
Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, he’s been at Josh’s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.
by Dow30000 September 19, 2020
A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.
Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.
by Plongeur February 20, 2012
Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth
by Unsinkable May 5, 2008
by Naomiaboghead January 15, 2009
Having high numbers in likes, comments and friends on facebook, It's worth nothing in the real world.
Guy no. 1: DUDE !!!, look at my facebook wealth on facebook...
1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes
Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?
Guy no. 1: Shut up !
1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes
Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?
Guy no. 1: Shut up !
by Benmkl July 1, 2010
Husband and Wife in their Mansion
H - 'Good day darling?'
W - 'Well darling, i tried on my new skirt and it was too tight, i went shopping, retail therapy, you know'
H 'Yes Darling (under breath) Using my fucking credit card to raise your wealth-esteem'
W - 'What dear?'
H - ' Nothing dear.'
H - 'Good day darling?'
W - 'Well darling, i tried on my new skirt and it was too tight, i went shopping, retail therapy, you know'
H 'Yes Darling (under breath) Using my fucking credit card to raise your wealth-esteem'
W - 'What dear?'
H - ' Nothing dear.'
by GPSK December 23, 2009
An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.
by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017