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Weableing 

The Act of Over Posting in a Facebook group page so often that all other posts and opinions become lost and buried in a haze of one persons tyrannical and most often odd barrage of social media sensory overload.
My GOD! "I came to this group page looking for a singular post I ran across yesterday on my cell phone during lunch but due to one person's Irritating and Persistent WEABLEING I am now labored with searching countless pages of useless cyber crap in order to find it!"

UGH! Where is it? UGH!
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commercial whaleing 

To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.

Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".

A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
commercial whaleing by JJBIII October 16, 2009
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weebling 

When you rock back and forth on the toilet in order to work the blockage out. "Weebles wobble, then the poo comes out"
Man I was blocked up, I was weebling for a half of an hour.
weebling by McFeardon August 9, 2015
(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.
Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.
weaseling by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

Weebling 

The act of being a baby weeb. When one is new to watching anime, they enjoy it but have not watched that many yet.
Person 1: I am a weeb, I have watched 30 anime, what about you?
Person 2: I have only watched 3, I am a weebling.
Weebling by LightDog51 November 23, 2020

Weebling 

a term used by drunk people when mimicking the rocking motion of a weeble.
whilst intoxicated, someone might find themselves dizzy and on the floor. this would be a perfect opportunity to be weebling. "I didn't fall down. I'm weebling."
Weebling by Aycher Bananas February 23, 2011

Whaleing 

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.
yo, lets go whaleing.
Whaleing by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006