by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003
when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.
by phanillioninosaur January 1, 2016
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by D September 9, 2004
The art of curling one out of one's back passage. An Ass Wazz is essentially taking a dump, simply put in an infinitely more eloquent fashion.
"I shall retire to the lavatory for a sumptuous ass wazz."
"Joyce expelled an almighty ass wazz across Nigel's face. Some went in his eyes."
"Joyce expelled an almighty ass wazz across Nigel's face. Some went in his eyes."
by Ian Gee April 18, 2006
A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013
by MrPibb132 February 26, 2009