Waynejob

The act of eating a girl out while exhaling smoke from a cigarette or blunt into the girl's vagina.

"Dude I'm so tired"
"what did you do last night?"
"I was with this girl all night"
"What did you do?"
"I gave her a Waynejob"
"Badass!"

Waynejob by Malkomoffat16 February 5, 2012

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waynelobo

1. A type of anal fungus that is easily stressed and relieves this stress by pushing weights.
2. A person who is completely and utterly obsessed with 'World Youth Day'.
3. Can watch a youtube video over one million times and still laugh at it.
4. Someone is very impatient and constantly interupts other peoples conversations.

That stressed out guy needs a bit of wayneloboing at the gym!

Unbelievable! that guy is still looking at world youth day videos from 40 years ago. What a waynelobo!

That guy just wayneloboed my conversation!

waynelobo by jaydyl February 21, 2009

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Waynejob • waynelobo • Wayne John • Wayne Robinson

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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